Finneran: When The Law is an Ass……

Friday, January 30, 2015
Tom Finneran, GoLocalWorcester MindSetter

I don’t know the source of the above quote. Perhaps it was Dickens who loved to mock the pompous nonsense of his times…………..

Of course the quote has continuing applicability in all times and all seasons. Witness the inanity of poor Nicole Bollerman’s situation as reported in the Boston Globe. Her sin appears to be that she has a big warm generous heart. How dare she? In today’s prosecutorial and puritanical America, she must be sent to the gallows.

Some facts:

Nicole is a third grade teacher at UP Academy Dorchester, a charter school in the city of Boston. Sometime last fall she entered a “My Wish for Others” essay contest and won a $150,000 prize. Pretty impressive right? Well the story gets even better because Nicole turned around and donated her entire prize to the school, to those “others”, saying that it was the right thing to do. I’ll call her Saint Nicole henceforth.

Ellen DeGeneres heard about Saint Nicole’s gift and had her on her show where she gave our favorite new saint a check for $25,000. She also gave every student at the school a backpack filled with school supplies and a $100 gift card. In addition, she gave all the teachers at the school (70 in number) a $500 gift card for school supplies, items which the teachers usually purchase out of pocket with their own meager funds. Hooray for Ellen DeGeneres and any television station that recognizes the saints in our midst.

But now we must cue the ominous modern music of overkill, of “ethics”, of “reform”, and of the patent nonsense of a nanny state mentality that treats American citizens as presumptive criminals and reprobates. Saint Nicole you see is a public employee and cannot accept any gift which has a value exceeding $50.00.

Ethics laws have meaningful value when applied to legislators, regulators, and judicial officers. No such person should expect, seek, or accept a dime for any act or decision they might make. But teachers? Or firefighters??? 

Perhaps you remember the story of four Wellesley firefighters who rescued a dog who had fallen through the ice of a frozen pond. Here too Ellen DeGeneres heard about their kind and brave act and attempted to give them four cruise ship tickets. But NYET! NO! NO! NO! ALL IS VERBOTEN. As public employees they too were prohibited from accepting the tickets, even though they could do absolutely nothing for Ms. DeGeneres in return. There was no quid pro quo here. There was no expectant hand held out in betrayal of one’s public duty. There was no you-scratch-my-back and-I’ll-scratch-yours pattern of paying for official acts and favors. Rather there was an instinctive and utterly natural human reaction to recognize another’s act of human kindness.

I watch the young parents of good students struggle with the iron boundaries we now impose in pursuit of an impossible purity. A small gift for an outstanding teacher, even at year’s end when grades and report cards have been finalized, is treated as a dire threat to the republic. Let it be said clearly---as public policy this is sheer nonsense. Sadly it is the predictable result of “zero tolerance” hysteria, the type of hysteria that leads to the suspension of common sense.

Nicole Bollerman a.k.a. Saint Nicole is obviously a devoted teacher, the kind of teacher every parent dreams about for their child. Her character and integrity should not be called into question by the robotic application of a ridiculously rigid scheme of laws and regulations. Her prize was rightly and fairly won and she should rightly and fairly use the fruits of her efforts as she sees fit. And if a grateful parent or grandparent wanted to thank Nicole for her kind devotion to her students by giving her Red Sox tickets or a box of chocolates that parent or grandparent should not be treated as a common criminal bent on corrupting public services.

Saint Nicole’s winning words speak for themselves and yield insights worthy of recognition. They were written on behalf of some of the poorest kids in one of the most troubled neighborhoods in the entire state. They were written at the start of the Christmas season. Let her own words speak: 

“I’m a third-grade teacher in a low-income high-risk elementary school in Boston MA. My #wish for others is that my voracious, adorable, hard-working, loving scholars all leave for December break with a book in their hands”.

Amen to that and to Saint Nicole. She is not a crook. She’s an angel.

And when the law is an ass…………..

Tom Finneran is the former Speaker of the Massachusetts House of Representatives, served as the head the Massachusetts Biotechnology Council, and was a longstanding radio voice in Boston radio.

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    TITLE 11

    Criminal Offenses

    CHAPTER 11-22

    Highways

    SECTION 11-22-11

     
  • Massachusetts

    Illegal to provide alcohol or narcotics to a hospital patient

    Chapter 270: Section 5. Giving, selling or delivering alcoholic beverages or drugs to hospital patients; possession.

    Section 5. Whoever, except under the direction of a physician, gives, sells or delivers alcoholic beverages, as defined in section one of chapter one hundred and thirty-eight, or a narcotic drug to a patient in any hospital who is suffering from inebriety or from the effect of inebriety, or from excessive use of narcotic drugs or from the effect of such use, and whoever has in his possession within the precincts of any hospital any such beverage or drug with intent to convey or deliver it to any such patient, except under direction as aforesaid, shall be punished by a fine of not more than fifty dollars or by imprisonment for not more than two months.

     
  • Connecticut

    Meriden Town Ordinance

    Illegal to fly a kite higher than 500 feet

    Chapter 153

    Article I

    153-2 Kite flying.
     
    No person shall fly a kite in the City at an altitude greater than 500 feet.
     
  • New Hampshire

    Illegal to collect seaweed from the beach

    TITLE XVIII

    FISH AND GAME

    CHAPTER 207

    GENERAL PROVISIONS AS TO FISH AND GAME

    Collecting Seaweed

    Section 207:48

    In Night. If any person shall carry away or collect for the purpose of carrying away any seaweed or rockweed from the seashore below high-water mark, between daylight in the evening and daylight in the morning, he shall be guilty of a violation.

    Source. 1973, 532:10, eff. Nov. 1, 1973.

     
  • Rhode Island

    Illegal to pass on left without making a loud noise

    31-15-4 Overtaking on left.

    The following rules shall govern the overtaking and passing of vehicles proceeding in the same direction, subject to those limitations, exceptions, and special rules stated in this section:

    (1) The driver of a vehicle overtaking another vehicle proceeding in the same direction shall give a timely, audible signal and shall pass to the left at a safe distance and shall not again drive to the right side of the roadway until safely clear of the overtaken vehicle.

    (2) Except when overtaking and passing on the right is permitted, the driver of the front vehicle on the audible signal of the overtaking vehicle shall give way to the right, and shall not increase speed until completely passed by the overtaking vehicle.

     
  • Maine

    Waterboro Town Ordinance

    Illegal for dog leashes to exceed 8 feet in length

    Section 3: Control

    It shall be unlawful for any dog, licensed or unlicensed, to run at large, except when used for lawful hunting purposes.

    At large means off the premises of the owner or keeper and not under the control of any person by means of personal presence and attention as will reasonably control the conduct of such dog.

    Reasonable control, for the purposes of this Ordinance shall mean the use of a leash, cord, chain or otherwise, of not more than 8 feet in length, or unless confined within a vehicle, under restraint in an open vehicle being either driven or parked, or under voice control or command in the case of a trained dog providing that such control is strictly maintained.

    (Adopted Annual Town Meeting June 8, 1991. Amended Special Town Meeting June 23, 2001)

     
  • Massachusetts

    Dead Animals Have No Monetary Value

    PART I ADMINISTRATION OF THE GOVERNMENT
    TITLE XX PUBLIC SAFETY AND GOOD ORDER
    CHAPTER 133 DISPOSITION OF OLD AND INFIRM ANIMALS

    Value of diseased animal

    Section 3. If the animal taken possession of as aforesaid has any infectious or contagious disease, or, for any reason, might lawfully be destroyed as an abatement of a public nuisance, that fact shall be prima facie evidence that the animal has no value.
     
  • Vermont

    Barre Town Ordinance

    All residents required to bathe on Saturdays.

    A town ordinance in Barre, VT requires that all residents bathe on Saturdays. Other days, residents can use their own discretion. 

     
  • Connecticut

    Rocky Hill Town Ordinance

    Illegal for an arcade to have more than 4 amusement devices

    81-2. Definitions.

    As used in this chapter, the following terms shall have the meanings indicated:

    MECHANICAL AMUSEMENT DEVICE

    A. Any mechanical pinball amusement device which is so constructed that the result of its operation depends upon chance, or upon the skill of the operator, or upon both;

    B. Any mechanical device which in its operation shoots or propels an electric light, ray or impulse to a target;

    C. Any table bowling, shuffleboard or other mechanical table game or amusement device involving the propulsion of spheres or other projectiles, mechanically or by hand; or

    D. Any coin-operated or coin-in-the-slot table amusement device or game.

    PERSON -- An individual, partnership, corporation, club or association.

    81-3. License required; number restricted.

    A. No person shall have in any place within a permanent structure open to the general public or occupied by any club or association any mechanical amusement device without first having obtained a license therefor.

    B. Notwithstanding the provisions of Subsection A, no person shall have in any place within a permanent structure open to the general public more than four mechanical amusement devices.

     
  • Maine

    Biddeford Town Ordinance

    Illegal to roller skate on the sidewalk

    Sec. 62-58. Riding bicycles, skating on sidewalks prohibited; penalty.

    (a) No person shall ride a bicycle upon any public sidewalk in the city. No person shall skate on any sidewalk in the city.

    (b) Whoever violates or fails to comply with any of the provisions of this section may be punished by a fine of not more than $10.00.

    (Code 1975, 6-1, 6-14, 15-12)

     
  • New Hampshire

    Claremont Town Ordinance

    Illegal to drink or picnic in a cemetery

    No person shall:

    (4) Use the cemeteries as picnic grounds, or consume alcoholic beverages in a cemetery, or bring the same upon the premises.

    (9) No child under the age of ten (10) years shall be allowed in any cemetery unless accompanied by an adult.

    (11) Be within the cemetery at any time other than daylight hours except cemetery employees, police officers, or by authorization of the superintendent.

    (Ord. No. 182, 3, 5-10-78)

     
  • Vermont

    Middlebury Town Ordinance

    Illegal for more than one person to ride a skateboard at a time

    ARTICLE II
     
    RIDING ON BICYCLES & SKATEBOARDS
     
    Section 202.
     
    No person may use a bicycle or skateboard to carry more persons at any one time than the number for which it is designed and equipped.
     
  • Connecticut

    Illegal to fire gun from public highways (fine: up to $100)

    General Statutes of Connecticut, Revised to 1997

    Title-53 - Crimes

    Sec. 53-204. Hunting or discharging firearm from public highway.

    Any person who hunts or discharges any firearm from any public highway shall be fined not more than one hundred dollars. This section shall not apply to any law or conservation enforcement officer in the performance of his duty. Enforcement officers of the Department of Environmental Protection are empowered to arrest for the violation of the provisions of this section.

    (1955, S. 3290d; 1957, P.A. 344.)

     
  • Maine

    Biddeford Town Ordinance

    Illegal to gamble at the airport

    Sec. 14-2. Violations.
    (a) No person shall be intoxicated, disorderly, engage in any form of gambling or commit any act constituting a nuisance on the airport.
     
    (b) No person, except those duly authorized by law, shall carry any weapon, firearm or explosive in the airport, except encased sporting guns for air shipment.
     
    (c) No person shall enter upon the airport field area, runways, taxiways, apron, service area or any area designated as restricted except persons assigned to duty therein and persons authorized by the airport manager, or by proper agencies, or passengers under appropriate supervision.
     
    (d) Whoever, with the intent to destroy or disturb, in any manner, any building, equipment or flora of the airport or its users; alter or erect any building or sign; abandon any personal property in the airport; use or confiscate any material or property without the consent of the airport manager; or whoever shall, individually or in association with one or more others, willfully break, injure, tamper with or remove any parts of any vehicle or aircraft or temporarily or permanently prevent the useful operation thereof for any purpose against the will or without the consent of the owner of such vehicle or aircraft, or who shall in any manner willfully or maliciously interfere with or prevent the running or operation of such vehicle or aircraft; or whoever willfully takes and uses any vehicle, aeroplane or other aircraft or takes, drives, rides or uses the property of another, without the consent of the owner or person having legal custody, care and control thereof shall be subject to the penalty provisions of section 1-12 of this Code.
     
    (Code 1975, 3-2) 
     
  • New Hampshire

    Illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name

    TITLE XXXI

    TRADE AND COMMERCE

    CHAPTER 353

    HOTELS, TOURIST CABINS, ETC.

    Defrauding an Innkeeper

    Section 353:10

    Evidence.  In prosecutions brought under this subdivision, it shall be prima facie evidence of intent to defraud or of intent to avoid paying an owner of an inn or hotel if service was obtained from, in, or through an inn or hotel, by:

    I. A false of fictitious show or pretense of any baggage or other property; or

    II. The use of a false or fictitious name; or

    III. The use of any credit card, the privilege to use which has been revoked, canceled, unauthorized, or in any way invalidated by the issue thereof; or

    IV. Absconding without paying or offering to pay for the service prior to leaving such establishment unless a written agreement for credit has been executed; or

    V. Surreptitiously removing or attempting to remove baggage or other property without having made payment; or

    VI. Failing to make payment for any service after the owner, upon probable cause believing that the person has obtained service from, in, or through the inn or hotel with such intent to defraud or avoid payment, demands payment for such service.

    Source. 1969, 295:1. RSA 580:9-d. 1973, 532:21, eff. Nov. 1, 1973.

     
  • Vermont

    Burlington City Ordinance

    Illegal to do laundry in the library restroom

    21-43 Fletcher Free Library.
     
    (a)    Prohibited activities. The following activities are prohibited at the Fletcher Free Library.
     
    (1)    Disorderly behavior. Disorderly behavior shall include fighting, disturbing or harassing other patrons or staff.
     
    (2)    Defacing, destroying or misusing library property, including furniture and other furnishings.
     
    (3)    Possessing open or opened intoxicants, food or beverages or being under the influence of intoxicating liquor as defined in 23 V.S.A. § 1200(4) or drug as defined in 23 V.S.A. § 1200(2).
     
    (4)    Bathing or laundering in restrooms.
     
  • Rhode Island

    Scituate Town Ordinance

    Illegal to transport alcohol on town roads... even if unopened

    Sec. 8-4. Possession, consumption of alcoholic beverages on town property.

    (a) No person shall be in possession of alcoholic beverages upon any lands owned or controlled by the town without permission of the town council, nor shall any person consume any alcoholic beverage within or upon any land so controlled or upon any street, highway, sidewalk, or within any motor vehicle parked within or upon any land owned or controlled by the town, or within any motor vehicle parked upon any road, highway or lane within the boundaries of the town.

    (b) Any person violating this section shall be punished in accordance with section 1-4.

    (Ord. of 8-10-72(2))

     
  • New Hampshire

    Illegal to build a "spite fence" higher than 5 feet

    TITLE XLVII
    BOUNDARIES, FENCES AND COMMON FIELDS

    CHAPTER 476
    SPITE FENCES

    Section 476:1

    476:1 Fence as Private Nuisance. –

    Any fence or other structure in the nature of a fence, unnecessarily exceeding 5 feet in height, erected or maintained for the purpose of annoying the owners or occupants of adjoining property shall be deemed a private nuisance.

    Source. 1887, 91:1. PS 143:28. PL 219:32. RL 269:32.

     
  • Connecticut

    Illegal to keep town records where alcohol is sold

    Chapter 545

    Sec. 30-97. Town and probate records not to be kept where
    liquor is sold.

    Town or probate records shall not be kept in any room in
    which alcoholic liquor is sold, nor in any room from which
    there is direct access to a room in which such liquor is
    sold. Any town clerk or judge of probate violating the
    provisions of this section shall be subject to the
    penalties provided in section 30-113.

    (1949 Rev., S. 4298.)

     
  • Vermont

    Illegal to pass off margarine as butter

    Chapter 183 of Vermont State Laws

    Sections 4334 to Section 4342

    It is illegal to use colored margarine in restaurants unless the menu indicates so, in letters two inches high.

     
  • Massachusetts

    Illegal for candy to contain more than 1% alcohol

    Chapter 270: Section 8. Selling candy containing alcohol.

    Section 8. Whoever sells to a person any candy enclosing or containing liquid or syrup having more than one per cent of alcohol shall be punished by a fine of not more than one hundred dollars.

     
  • New Hampshire

    White Mountain National Forest Rules

    Illegal to maintain the national forest without a permit.

    In the White Mountain National Forest, persons caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or any similar activity without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit."

     
  • Maine

    Wells Town Ordinance

    Illegal to feed or bait deer

    80-17. Prohibited conduct; exceptions.

    No person, except the Commissioner of the Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife or his/her designee or the Director of the United States Fish and Wildlife Service or his/her designee, shall feed or bait deer in the Town of Wells. This prohibition shall not apply within the boundaries of the Rachel Carson National Wildlife Refuge, which is property owned by the United States and managed by the United States Fish and Wildlife Service.

     
  • Rhode Island

    Illegal to impersonate the town sealer, auctioneer, corder, or fence-viewer

    TITLE 11

    Criminal Offenses

    CHAPTER 11-14

    False Personation

    SECTION 11-14-2

    11-14-2 Impersonation of town sealer, auctioneer, corder, or fence-viewer. Every person who shall falsely assume or pretend to be a town sealer of weights and measures, auctioneer, corder of wood, or fence-viewer, and shall act as such, shall be fined not less than twenty dollars ($20.00) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100).

     
  • Connecticut

    Southington Town Ordinance

    Sale, use, or possession of silly string banned

    In 1996, in wake of a disruption at the town's Apple Harvest Festival where several parade attendees sprayed police officers and others with silly string, the town council passed an ordinance that bans the sale, use or possession of canned silly string at carnivals or parades and in public places. Violators will be fined $99.

     
  • Massachusetts

    Illegal to shoot at targets that resemble humans

    PART I. ADMINISTRATION OF THE GOVERNMENT.

    TITLE XX. PUBLIC SAFETY AND GOOD ORDER.

    CHAPTER 140. LICENSES.

    Chapter 140: Section 131. Licenses to carry firearms; Class A and B; conditions and restrictions.

    [ Text applicable as provided by 1998, 180, Sec. 80.]

    Section 131. All licenses to carry firearms shall be designated Class A or Class B, and the issuance and possession of any such license shall be subject to the following conditions and restrictions:

    (a) A Class A license shall entitle a holder thereof to purchase, rent, lease, borrow, possess and carry: (i) firearms, including large capacity firearms, and feeding devices and ammunition therefor, for all lawful purposes, subject to such restrictions relative to the possession, use or carrying of firearms as the licensing authority deems proper; and (ii) rifles and shotguns, including large capacity weapons, and feeding devices and ammunition therefor, for all lawful purposes; provided, however, that the licensing authority may impose such restrictions relative to the possession, use or carrying of large capacity rifles and shotguns as it deems proper. A violation of a restriction imposed by the licensing authority under the provisions of this paragraph shall be cause for suspension or revocation and shall, unless otherwise provided, be punished by a fine of not less than $1,000 nor more than $10,000; provided, however, that the provisions of section 10 of chapter 269 shall not apply to such violation.

    The colonel of state police may, after an investigation, granta Class A license to a club or facility with an on-site shooting range or gallery, which club is incorporated under the laws of the commonwealth for the possession, storage and use of large capacity weapons, ammunition therefor and large capacity feeding devices for use with such weapons on the premises of such club; provided, however, that not less than one shareholder of such club shall be qualified and suitable to be issued such license; and provided further, that such large capacity weapons and ammunition feeding devices may be used under such Class A club license only by such members that possess a valid firearm identification card issued under section 129B or a valid Class A or Class B license to carry firearms, or by such other persons that the club permits while under the direct supervision of a certified firearms safety instructor or club member who, in the case of a large capacity firearm, possesses a valid Class A license to carry firearms or, in the case of a large capacity rifle or shotgun, possesses a valid Class A or Class B license to carry firearms. Such club shall not permit shooting at targets that depict human figures, human effigies, human silhouettes or any human images thereof, except by public safety personnel performing in line with their official duties.

     
  • Vermont

    Fine for being a vagrant: Up to $100 and 6 months imprisonment

    3901. Vagrant defined

    A transient person, roving from place to place and living without visible means of support, who begs, or who rides or attempts to ride on a railroad freight train or engine without the consent of the person in charge thereof, or who enters or attempts to enter a dwelling house, barn or other building without the permission of the owners or occupants thereof, shall be deemed a vagrant. The act of applying to a town service officer for general assistance or to a police officer for lodging or subsistence shall not be evidence that such a person is a vagrant. (Amended 1967, No. 147,  11, eff. Oct. 1, 1968.)

    3902. Penalty A vagrant shall be imprisoned for not more than six months or fined not more than $100.00. The court may further order, in case a fine is imposed, that, if such fine is not paid within 24 hours, the respondent be imprisoned for as many days as twice the number of dollars in the sentence, including the costs of detention and commitment. (Amended 1969, No. 131, 1, eff. April 23, 1969.)

     
  • Maine

    Freeport City Ordinance

    Illegal to sell mercury thermometers in the city

    MERCURY THERMOMETER ORDINANCE

    CHAPTER 42

    Section 2.

    Retail Sale Prohibited. A person shall not sell or supply (including online retail) mercury fever thermometers to consumers and patients, except by prescription. The manufacturers of mercury fever thermometers shall supply clear instructions on the careful handling of the thermometer to avoid breakage and proper cleanup should a breakage occur with all mercury fever thermometers sold through prescriptions.

    (ADOPTED JANUARY 16, 2001)

     
  • Rhode Island

    Illegal to play athletic games on Sunday without license... except Hockey and Ice Polo

    TITLE 41

    Sports, Racing, and Athletics

    CHAPTER 41-6

    Athletic Games on Sunday

    SECTION 41-6-3

    41-6-3 Professional games permissible by license. Professional athletic games, except ice polo and hockey, may be played and held in any city or town on the first day of the week under a license therefor issued by the licensing authorities of the town or city in the manner designated under this chapter; provided, however, that the bureau of licenses of the city of Providence may license ice polo and hockey to be played or held in rinks or other enclosed buildings on the first day of the week.

     
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